Off With Their Heads!

tenientecastillo:

Estrenando la nueva cámara … y el nuevo conjuntito :)
leavesomecleave:

lovelyjamie:

:3

Yup.


Hee hee, oh the notes!

tenientecastillo:

Estrenando la nueva cámara … y el nuevo conjuntito :)

leavesomecleave:

lovelyjamie:

:3

Yup.

Hee hee, oh the notes!

— 3 months ago with 432 notes
#bra  #boobs  #cleavage  #tits  #breasts  #sexy  #hot  #naked  #babe  #tt  #topless tuesday 
ro-ro-romeo:

NEWS | Brian Cox costumes ‘running low’ warn adult shops

“They are selling like wildfire”, said Maureen Wilter, owner of Ancoats  adult shop Population Paste. “For £39.99 you get an NME-style hair wig, a  distressed vintage t-shirt and suit jacket, a pair of aviators, a  pocket-sized fact book about the solar system and a novelty Astrophysics  PhD certificate. I’ve heard on the grapevine that adult shops in the  region just can’t stock enough of these things.”
Jay Ingram, a 30-year-old website designer from Salford, has bought  one of the kits with a full routine in mind for his girlfriend.
“I’ve got it all sussed for Valentine’s Day. I’ll get home from work  early, put on the costume and light a load of candles in the lounge. I  then plan to place a satsuma, a handful of pebbles, a pack of Jarlsberg  cheese and an Ikea vase we’ve had for years on the dining room table so  that when she arrives home I can use them as props to explain how the  gravitational pull of Jupiter is causing a million billion billion  billion trillion tiny specs of space dust to all flow together as one  majestic strip of matter. I might even get a stick and attempt write out  that number in our son’s sandpit.”
“She’ll be as moist as a fisherman’s slipper after that performance”, he added.

We Physicists are the new rockstars.

ro-ro-romeo:

NEWS | Brian Cox costumes ‘running low’ warn adult shops

“They are selling like wildfire”, said Maureen Wilter, owner of Ancoats adult shop Population Paste. “For £39.99 you get an NME-style hair wig, a distressed vintage t-shirt and suit jacket, a pair of aviators, a pocket-sized fact book about the solar system and a novelty Astrophysics PhD certificate. I’ve heard on the grapevine that adult shops in the region just can’t stock enough of these things.”

Jay Ingram, a 30-year-old website designer from Salford, has bought one of the kits with a full routine in mind for his girlfriend.

“I’ve got it all sussed for Valentine’s Day. I’ll get home from work early, put on the costume and light a load of candles in the lounge. I then plan to place a satsuma, a handful of pebbles, a pack of Jarlsberg cheese and an Ikea vase we’ve had for years on the dining room table so that when she arrives home I can use them as props to explain how the gravitational pull of Jupiter is causing a million billion billion billion trillion tiny specs of space dust to all flow together as one majestic strip of matter. I might even get a stick and attempt write out that number in our son’s sandpit.”

“She’ll be as moist as a fisherman’s slipper after that performance”, he added.

We Physicists are the new rockstars.

— 3 months ago with 21 notes

ro-ro-romeo:

Apollo astronaut singing on the moon, this is so what I would be doing if I was on the moon.

— 3 months ago with 54 notes

ro-ro-romeo:

Amazing naked man rampage.

Amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

— 6 months ago with 28 notes

If anyone on here plays erepublik, come and join our tumblr clan! We chat loads and skype and stuff and I know a lot of people have been asking me to skype so this is a way to get to that before I just give you my skype.

We got the group here or if you don’t play have a go and chat to me on it.

playplayplayplay

— 6 months ago with 4 notes
#erepublik  #games  #gamer girl  #tt  #topless  #topless tuesday 
fuckyeahitsog:

im such a sucka for eyes :P

:3

fuckyeahitsog:

im such a sucka for eyes :P

:3

(Source: lovelyjamie)

— 6 months ago with 60 notes